I can't brain facebook right now

) Some random guy comes up to you and says "Hey what's your name?"
you say;?
pardon?

2) What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
my finger

3) What does your last text message say?
"hehe yes definitely:)"

4) The last song you listened to?
where I belong - Sia

5) If you hated someone and got put in charge of their funeral music, what song would you play?
something completely fucking inappropriate.

6) Where is your best friend right now?
papamoa with a belly full of baby

7) What did you do yesterday?
had a party for my kid, slept due to not sleeping for a 30 hour duration due to assessments at uni

8) Pick a scar on your body - what did you do?
canned off a waterski and nearly cut of my finger

10) How old is your mum?
55 years 3 months and about that many days

14) Who's your most religious friend?
Nikki Nocki Noo, but shes not above having a drink

15) Who do you trust with your life?
my mother

16) If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
I had a name once, something ridiculous, I think the word rainbow was in it.

17) What would you say if someone told you that you were the most beautiful person in the world and they would do anything to wake up to your face each and every morning?
shut up or I'll smash you

19) How often do you curse?
hourly

20) Do you trust all of your friends?
Id bloody like to think. But some you tell some stuff and others you learn not to tell much at all.

21) Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
yeah, if it was realistic. Although I will never move to Mt Roskill, Northcote, West Auckland, Howick, Christchuch or Gore.

22) Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
superstitious me would say ye, pragmatic me would reply 'what a load of balls'

23) Name the things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?
white socks and black shoes. uncut toenails, and iron maiden.

24) Which one of your friends do you think would make the best prostitute?
I an't say, for fear of being smashed in the face by whom ever I nominate next time I see them.

25) Are you afraid of falling in love?
nope, I never was, I enjoyed the rush too much.

26) Is there someone that popped in your mind after that question?
all the people who had the misfortune of me loving them

27) Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person?
no, much to their annoyance I would probably talk to them more.

28) What features do you find most attractive in the opposite/same sex?
the nose. its all in the nose. People don't beleive me but you look at all the hot people, well people I think are hot and they all went nose shopping in the same store.

29) Fill in the blank. I love_____
the nightlife, I got to boogeh.

30) What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Soc 222 take home test

31) If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?
ghostbusters

32) How many kids do you want to have?
the 2 I have is suffice, my vagina couldn't cope with anymore trauma.

33) Would you make a good parent?
I try, but they didn't come with instructions, and no autopilot so we're flying manual pretty much the entire time.

34) Where were you in 1985?
being 12 and chilling at intermediate

35) What is your middle name?
none. mother didn't like any.

36) Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
I want to go to the toilet.

37) If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
calling Sebastian Ken last night instead of Sebastian. my bad.

39) What are you wearing right now?
a really ugly dressing gown my nana got me

40) Righty or Lefty?
right hand to write, left wing to politic

41) Can you make a dollar in change right now?
actually I can make 3 bucks. beat that

42) Best place to eat?
generally in the mouth I find, otherwise the nutrients don't get in.

43) FavoUrite jeans?
the ones I don't fit coz Im too fucking porker.

44) FavoUrite animal?
cats. and otters, but I can't see myself ever owning one, and i think they have stink breath.

45) FavoUrite juice?
Apple, or orange.

46) Have you had the chicken pox?
not till I was 30. noone told me you got the pox in your nose, and your ears and your mouth and your bum crack and your lady place. how could they not tell me in advance??? i would have tried harder to get it when I was 3.

47. Say something about the person who sent you this:
shes a lunatic, and she doesnt know i've got it, but shes a nice lunatic and shes funny.

48) Ever had plastic surgery?
nearly, for this other scar on my face when I ran into a gatepost.

50)Do you have themes in your reoccuring nightmares?
Being chased up a tree by a sex offender that kills children and chops them up and puts them in brown paper bags. (a sample of what the lunatic girl I knicked this off wrote)

53)What type of weapon would you use on your most hated enemy?
the weapon of sarcasm. nothing like verbally stripping a person down to the bone. Failing that how about a tyre iron?

54)What one phrase do you repeat while having sex?
ooohh ooohh ahh ahh????

55) Did you miss anyone today?
I saw everyone I expected to see

56)would u get in a fight with someone today?
not really

57) When is the last time you liked someone?
when i was 5?

58) Last person to lay in your bed with you?
Sebalacious

59) Last person to see you cry?
Seb, after watching the awfulness in the hospital waiting room.

61) What are your plans for the weekend?
nothing except homework. oh and seeing Emma off at the airport and doing flowers for Ken

62) Who do you think will repost this?
noone, its too bloody long

64) Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
only if they were blatantly stalking us through the blinds

66) Have you ever punched a tree?
bahahahahahaha what?

68) Do you watch a lot of tv?
more now that we own a snazzy telly

72) Never sleep or never eat?
never eat sometimes, though my waistline isn't bothered by that fact and continues to enlarge

75) What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?
I can't remember but no doubt it was mean

76) Do you snore in your sleep?
grind my teeth and talk abit.

77) What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body?
say 'ew' multiple times and ring the ambo's

78) Have you ever kissed someone in the rain?
yeah, it was average. and wet.

79) Do you eat like a pig?
I even oink

83) Drunk dialer or texter?
hmm, would lie if i said no, have been known to leave drunken messages, and sometimes drunkenly text, but that all stopped when someone stole my phone and impersonated me and I got into trouble, and yeah, you can't really carry on that sort of larrikins when you are trying to prove your innocence. besides, i can't even see when Im pissed let alone text.

84) Are you hungry?
I had a large dinner

85) Are you a forgiving person?
im either very forgiving or very unforgiving, theres no middle road.

87) Would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
I don't think they would have an interest in one another.

88) Have you lost a friend recently?
I've lost Kate in the mall...

89) Are you talking to someone while doing this/?
Seb asked when i was coming to bed and i said after I fill out this ridiculously long survey.

90) Do you want a relationship right now?
by default Im going to have to say yes.

91) What are you about to do right now?
endure Seb watching red dwarf for the umpteenth time

93) Have you ever fallen down a set of stairs?
yes actually and twisted my ankle and drowned my cellphone in a bucket of water.