Result

Mukka has a mum and dad to love him forever and ever :)

And a 'big brother' waiting at home. Its so nice when kitty's go to lovey people. I always worry they will get neglected or kicked or some other horribleness.

So now I can stop worrying about where he will go, and start worrying about something new.

Stoopid car.

It failed its warrant. something something power steering hose split $$$$$$$$$ must $$$$ fix or no$$$$$$$$$ warrant.

ARGH. Every Xmas one of the following 2 things happen. The world spins much faster on its axis causing everyone to go mental and be perpetually late to things because your brain is in a twaddle which causes you to speed on the very DAY they put a speed camera on your road. Instant fine. Bleh. This is my lame ass defence.

OR... the fuckin car breaks down.

Last year, with a week to go before Xmas, my steering rack shat its pants as I exited the southern motorway. BLEH. Just as well I don't need to drive it to Australia. Anyway if I drove it there it would break down under the water hahaha.

However... I would like to finish my Xmas shopping yeah?

And now this. Someones calling the come hither finger of the Whitcoulls Santa 'seedy'.

WTF.

this dude has graced the sides of buildings all my life, and every Xmas he winks and beckons to little Auckland Children.

Now some council C**T is calling the Farmers santa a paedophile. Give me a fuckin break. They wanna take Santa down, both literally and figuratively.
I suggest the council go wash its mouth out with soap. Its an effigy of Santa, not friggin John Wayne Gacey. Hes wearing a santa suit and and a hat not a clown mask with a handful of Candy.

Leave Santa the fuck alone Auckland City Council, you morons.